- believe in an 11th commandment: inside leg to outside rein…
- know that all topical medications come in either inedible blue or neon yellow
- think nothing of eating a sandwich while mucking out a stall…. 
- know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to the end of it.
- are banned from Laundromats.
- fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.
- can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.
- will end relationships over their hobby.
- cluck to their cars to help them up hills.
- insure their horses for more than their cars.
- know (and care) more about their horse’s nutrition than their own.
- have no problem speaking abscesses and colic surgery at the dinner table.
- have a smaller wardrobe than their horse..
- engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job
- smile and wouldn’t change a thing about this list. :)